failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

(Source: toptumbles)

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby)

(Source: overhumor)

oopsfuckproductions:

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

pilesofgoodandbad:

My moms about to get Loki’d…

(Source: ideducewhatiwant)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

(Source: iriluu)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

niknak79:

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